So here is a picture of a grumpy peacock from Maryhill, Washington. He reminds me of my freshman-year algebra teacher, and I expect he's going to give me a scolding for not doing my homework. At least this guy has a magnificent tail to make up for his homely face. My algebra teacher didn't have much going for him, including empathy for struggling math students. But guess what, Mr. Algebra Teacher? You may have given me a C-, but I can publicly compare you to a peacock.
However, I can't figure out how to fix my network connection. Bet Mr. Algebra Teacher could.